Monday, October 8, 2012

Nakaka-BANG!-ag




BANG! Brothers



Sometimes, brushing isn't enough....

But we're here now

Presenting...

...from Jadee Manaid of IV-Graviton. the epitome of niceness, and a ray of constant sunshine and Stefannie Manucom, yes, very, of IV-Gluon, who, mind you, have been finding this whole ordeal we are undertaking very pleasurable because we enjoy contributing to society and leaving our mark in this world ....

.....a revolutionary product....



Using the finest quality ingredients:

Sweet almond oil,  
Cocoa butter,  
Vitamin E,  
Beeswax,
we create a lip balm so useful I CANNOT EVEN

A lip balm containing, our secret weapon that gives us the BANG! in BANG BROTHERS, our best-kept secret, UNTIL NOW:

D-Limonene extract

These ingredients we mix together to achieve the final product. One teaspoon of packed beeswax, a half teaspoon of cocoa butter, and four teaspoons of oil, placed inside a beaker and heated inside a bigger beaker full of water until the wax melts, we end up with our base balm (Tweten, 2011). Upon the addition of the magical potion that is D-Limonene extract, the product becomes the awesome/amazing/revolutionary insectisidal moisturizing lip balm that is so useful, I CANNOT EVEN.

This we have done with utmost care, quality control of ingredients, and preparation except for the last essential step: the addition of D-Limonene extract. Yet we still ended up with a lip balm of astonishing commercial quality, worthy of acclaim. This lip balm possesses a pearly white colour that when applied to your lips, leaves a sheer matte layer that moisturizes, tingles, and most importantly, wards off crawly vermins such as mosquitoes, ants, and the dreaded cockroach.

Sadly, but as expected, we have produced only one miniscule pot of this revolutionary salve, yet not to fret, as this precious unit of lip balm of value not less than thirty pesos, has lasted a week of use and is still of superior condition. 

As research is a continuous process like life itself, we plan to make this lip balm even more amazing. A little smoothing out of the kinks in our process used should be fixed, specifically the heat at which we melt our beeswax, to end up with even smoother and thicker lip balm. Vitamin E that we have omitted in the process undertaken shall be added to ensure that no lips touched by our product should ever experience parchedness again. Artificial coloring might be considered to make the whole experience of using our product even more bewitching. 





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